{Another of my Esquire magazine 79-word fiction-contest rejects. Fans of 50 Shades of Grey will get the humor.}
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Laura had never been shy. Not much had ever scared her, really, either. But here in this room she was petrified. What was he planning to do with these implements? The giant tube of lubricant frightened her. The metallic smell was sickening. What was on the wall… an abstract of a vagina? She stood there completely naked, as instructed. Waiting. The waiting was horrendous. The door creaked open.
“Miss Schneider? I’m Dr. James. What brings you in today?”
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Jan
September 13, 2012 at 2:06 am
Hahaha! Good one! Until word sixty-eight or so, I didn’t breathe.